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Capital Will Dilute Into Billions of Cryptocurrencies—And Yes, Some Will Be Born on Mom’s Laptop

by Roman B.
April 24, 2025
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Reading Time: 5 mins read

Table of Contents

  • 1. Forget Money Printers—We’ve Got Token Generators Now
  • 2. When You Can Own Everything, You Hold Onto Nothing
  • 3. Code Democracy: Blessing or Time Bomb?
  • 4. Influencers Replaced Economists
  • 5. The Playbook: Pump It, Dump It, Repeat
  • 6. Casino Mentality Killed the Whitepaper
  • 7. Crypto Is Meme Now—And Memes Don’t Die, They Evolve
  • 8. So… Is This the End or Just the Beginning?
  • Conclusion

Picture this: it’s the year 2030. You’re sipping overpriced coffee when someone asks, “Yo, are you still holding $DOGESPACE420 or did you switch to $BITELON_2.0?” And you’re just sitting there wondering which one’s a legit crypto and which one’s just another recycled meme from pump.fun.

Welcome to a world where everyone can launch their own cryptocurrency, and worse—everyone actually does. A world where capital isn’t concentrated in a handful of major assets but instead scattered like glitter at a toddler’s birthday party. And you know what? It’s inevitable.

1. Forget Money Printers—We’ve Got Token Generators Now

Back in the day, only kings, emperors, or central bankers had the power to issue currency. Fast forward to today and all you need is a YouTube tutorial, a dash of creativity, and your mom’s laptop. Platforms like Pump.fun, Unibot, Base, Solana, BNB Chain make it easier to launch tokens than frying an egg.

So now it’s happening—tens of thousands of new tokens are born every single day. Most are worthless, aimless, and pointless. But what if that random coin with a cat on rollerblades moonshots 10x overnight? People start buying. And then they keep creating more.

Capital Will Dilute Into Billions of Cryptocurrencies—And Yes, Some Will Be Born on Mom’s Laptop
Source: Unibot

2. When You Can Own Everything, You Hold Onto Nothing

Imagine you’ve got a million dollars to invest. A few years ago, you’d throw it into a select few solid projects—maybe BTC, ETH, some blue chips. But now? “Why stick to one when I could grab 200 different tokens? One of these has to be the next Shiba Inu or Pepe, right?”

This is how capital fragments. Instead of concentrating value into projects that might actually change the world, investors spread thin across hundreds of meme coins and degen plays. As a result, nothing gets the fuel it really needs to thrive, because hype dies fast and people jump to the next shiny thing.

3. Code Democracy: Blessing or Time Bomb?

Web3 and blockchain promised us decentralization—and boy, did it deliver. But it also gave us complete tokenomic anarchy. When anyone can spin up a token, why wouldn’t they? Creating crypto is now a new kind of hustle, where the only thing that matters is a catchy ticker and a viral idea.

But here’s the catch: when everyone can create money, money loses its scarcity. And without scarcity, you lose value. Instead of capital flowing into long-term innovation, it gets scattered into hundreds of thousands of fast-fading projects, most of which die a quiet death within days.

4. Influencers Replaced Economists

We used to ask, “What problem is this project solving?” Now it’s more like: “Did Andrew Tate tweet it or did Snoop Dogg throw a mention?” In today’s market, coins pump when a model with 12 million followers posts a link, not because of real technology.

Attention has become more valuable than fundamentals. And in a world ruled by hype, capital doesn’t settle—it chases noise. You can’t build lasting value on that foundation. What you get instead is a hyper-fragmented capital flow, bouncing from coin to coin like a drunk in a pinball machine.

5. The Playbook: Pump It, Dump It, Repeat

Step 1: Launch a token. Step 2: Hype it with fake community and paid influencers. Step 3: Pump it. Step 4: Pull the liquidity and vanish. Congrats, you’ve just mastered the 2025 degen hustle.

And guess what? People see it. And they think, “Damn, I could do that too.” And they can. Anyone with a browser, a wallet, and zero shame can run this play. And so capital isn’t building—it’s cycling through rug after rug, never staying in one place long enough to create something meaningful.

6. Casino Mentality Killed the Whitepaper

Remember when people actually read whitepapers? Yeah, me neither. Today’s average investor couldn’t care less about roadmaps or use cases. They care about the meme. The trend. The virality. If your coin doesn’t have a raid squad on Twitter, you’re invisible.

Crypto investing has become a slot machine. People don’t want steady, long-term returns—they want a 10x overnight moonshot. And when that fails? They just move to the next coin. Capital behaves like vapor, always floating to the next hot mess.

7. Crypto Is Meme Now—And Memes Don’t Die, They Evolve

Welcome to the meme economy. What started as ironic internet content now moves markets. And memes don’t work like traditional assets—they’re irrational, viral, and immune to logic. You can’t predict them. You can’t control them. But you can try to ride the wave.

This means capital won’t stay put. It flows with the meme cycle, with social sentiment, with whatever absurd thing is trending that week. It doesn’t care about fundamentals or tech—it just wants clout. And clout is notoriously short-lived.

8. So… Is This the End or Just the Beginning?

You might be thinking—well, this sounds like the apocalypse. And hey, maybe it is. But maybe not. Because within every chaotic system, there’s potential. Among the flood of junk tokens, one or two might just change the game. There’s still room for revolution, even if the field is crowded with noise.

But until that happens, get ready for capital to keep shattering, to keep pouring into tokens created in bedrooms and basements. This isn’t a bug—it’s the new normal. And it’s going to keep happening until something bigger breaks through the noise.

Conclusion

In a world where everyone’s a central bank, no one holds power for long. Crypto gave us the tools—but with that came responsibility. And from the looks of it, most people chose the sledgehammer over the blueprint.

And yet… that’s part of the beauty. Because even in the middle of a shitstorm, someone’s gonna stumble on a diamond. You just have to be willing to dig through a mountain of digital trash to find it.

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Roman B.
I have 6 years of writing experience on several leading websites dealing with cryptocurrencies and other investments. I have been in the Web3 sector for a similar amount of time and have collaborated on several projects from NFT to P2E. My previous experiences: Business2Community.com, TradingPlatforms.com, CryptoSvet.
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